Come All Ye Spring Children

Hello comrades,

We at FlyBy missed your shining intellects, your illuminating comments on this here Web-thingie, and your blinding, Widener-induced pallors on campus. But we're sure that spring break has changed some things. A more rotund beer belly perhaps? Maybe that new stripper girlfriend? An unacceptable tan? Or, if you're like us, a newfound appreciation for wearing Snuggies while wallowing in a deep, deep vegetative state. Whatever your spring break style was, no problem—we're an all-inclusive family, and we welcome you all back.

But you probably missed some things, which you can familiarize yourself with after the jump.