February is a short month, but the with the Valentine’s Day spike in hormones and snow day delirium, HUPD still had a lot on their plate. The occasional failed romantic gesture here, an indecent exposure there; you never know what the HUPD logs will bring. As part of our Securitas Series, we've combed through recent HUPD logs and published some of the more colorful entries below.

February 7

Fogg Museum

1:49 AM Officers dispatched to a report of individuals smoking marijuana outside of the building. Officers arrived and report individuals gone on arrival.

I mean, it’s called the Fogg for a reason right? Heh. Heh.

February 15

Currier House C

0:35 AM Officers dispatched to a report of a party going on in the building and possible minors being in possession of alcohol. Officers arrived and report negative results.

On a college campus?! Shucks, I’ll be darned.

Leverett House Towers F

4:52 AM Officer dispatched to take a report of indecent exposure.

To be fair, the “naked man” works 2/3’s of the time.

February 18

Greenough Hall North

7:25 AM Officer dispatched to a report of an alarm clock constantly going off in a room. Officer arrived and report guard turned off alarm.