HUPD Crime Log 2/16-2/25

February 16, 2016
Officers dispatched to a report of an unknown individual knocking on an individual's window. Officers arrived and report individual gone on arrival.
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou… oh, wrong room, sorry.

February 16, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of a stolen Samsung Galaxy S6 cell phone valued at $600.00 and a Mophie charging case valued at $90.00.
Consider this a sign that it’s time to upgrade to an iPhone.

February 17, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of a stolen black Alexander Wang coat valued at $350.00 and keys.
Now maybe Identities will finally accept me as a model...

February 18, 2016
Officers dispatched to a report of an individual in the area who was aggressively peddling. Officers arrived and report individual gone on arrival.
Girl Scouts gone wild.

February 20, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of malicious discharge of a fire extinguisher.
New weapon of choice: fire extinguisher.

February 20, 2016
Officers dispatched to a report of loud noise coming from a room. Officer arrived and advised occupants of room J102 to turn music down.
We all know where to go for a good time now.

February 21, 2016
Officers dispatched to assist CPD with the search of a suspect in a recent incident. Officers arrived and report CPD was off with suspect.
Suspects make great plus-ones.

February 22, 2016
Officers dispatched to a report of an unwanted guest in an empty classroom. Officers arrived and report individual gone on arrival.
Just being in a Harvard classroom can make you smarter.

February 22, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of stolen U.S. currency valued at $34.00.
There goes my weekly budget for LamCaf venti caramel macchiatos.

Check back next Friday for our next installment of HUPD Crime Log!