Unwell Ways to Spend Your Next Wellness Day

Listen. We know Wellness Days are meant for you know… wellness. But sometimes we just need a little chaos in our lives! If I can’t spend the week on a beach in Cancún like the hypothetical spring break trip of all those early 2000s college movies, then I might as well have some fun with it. Apologies in advance for what is sure to be an ~interesting~ day.

— Watch eight hours of Vine compilations.

— Leave a comment on every Harvard Crimson article.

— Buy 42 Squishmallows because TikTok told you to.

— Ask every person in your contacts for their birth time.

— Change your concentration (again).

— Declare a joint concentration (just for fun).

— Invest all your money in GameStop — it’s not too late.

— Build a completely accurate recreation of LamCafe on Minecraft.

— Add at least four hours to your phone’s screen time.

— Start a 2,000 piece puzzle, never finish it.

— Stream your entire day on Instagram Live.

— Drink 18 cartons of HUDS Oatly Oat Milk.

— Delete Zoom completely off your laptop just to feel something.

— Try out a middle part, instantly regret it.

— Text every single one of your exes.

— Write an article about unwell ways to spend your next Wellness Day.

In all seriousness, today is a day to (hopefully) get off Zoom for a bit, maybe spend time with those in your bubble, and have at least a *few* hours without school on your mind. Will you actually accomplish that? Maybe not! But we’re proud of you for trying<3