A Little Levity
Pornitas: This Semester's Smutty Soirées
Looks like Sex Week isn’t the only Harvard event that’s coming soon.
Venn Diagram: Sex Week and Achievement Gap Awareness Week
Both encourage regular testing.
The Crimson Weatherboard's Weekly Weather Review
I’d stay home and babysit my sister while mother would go off and sweat on sad middle-aged men who weren’t my father. The sweat would bead like rain drops on a car window.
A Strongly Worded Open Letter to the Undergraduate Council
Dear Undergraduate Council,
The Crimson WeatherBoard’s Weekly Weather Review
This week in last week’s weather, we talk about the weather from last week: A real meteorologist predicted that this week’s weather would be “mostly pleasant.”
Tràta, Someone’s Favorite Restaurant, Dies At Age 4
“That Place Next To Daedalus” died August, 2012 in its home on Mt. Auburn St. It was four years old.
10 PM: Internal Bronologue
Let’s just get us a brewski, down that shit in one, get another, down that shit in one, and then down the third with some super chill Mario Kart.
Fake Meeting Minutes
Kappa Kappa Gamma President: Hey girls! Let’s get sta- Room: WOOOOO!
How to Find a Date for Formal
Need a date to formal? Let FM help you choose your path to a date fit to remember.
Handshake Challenge
With the tourists out of Harvard Yard for the Occupy movement, some Harvard students have forgotten what it's like to walk through the Yard and be surrounded by strangers. Libby Coleman '15 and Andrew White '14 embraced the unknown before the shutdown, and challenged each other to a hand-shaking marathon, strangers only. Check it out!
Concentration Quiz
It’s Nov. 10, and you know what that means: T-minus four days until those concentration declarations have to go out. Sophomores, you ready? If not, FM’s got your back. For those over-achieving freshmen out there, this one’s for you too. Time to figure our lives out.
Man vs. Machine Through the Ages
Last week, mankind took a beating at the hands of its longtime rival, machinery, when the supercomputer Watson defeated the vanguard of humanity: Business School students. Even though our technological frenemies may have won the battle, they have not won the war. FM casts an impartial gaze over the epic narrative of history to find who really has the upper hand—or other gripping apparatus.
