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Fifteen Minutes’ Top 15 Places to Make Out on Campus
Here’s our intel on the top 15 places to make out on campus, just for you. Thank us later.
LinkedIn Warriors
Armed with the skills I’ve acquired through my unemployable History and Literature concentration, I dug through the archives and rediscovered the profiles of the LinkedIn Warriors of Harvard’s past.
Cookie Monster
Harvard Business School's most recent guest speaker? Cookie Monster. And he has a few things to say about how they run things there.
Indie Berg
On an unsuspecting Tuesday afternoon in Annenberg Hall, your writer plunges into the unknown. I remove the over-the-ear headphones practically fused to my skin. I shudder without their warm embrace.
The Career of a Hapless Assassin
The animals around Harvard play Assassins. Who will come out on top?
C is for Capitalism: Cookie Monster Pays a Visit to Harvard Business School
The following is a transcript from Cookie Monster’s recent guest lecture at the Harvard Business School. Like Kim K., he also wore his finest pinstriped pantsuit, black leather trench coat, and (though not for public viewing) SKIMS undergarments. Unlike Kim K., Mr. Monster opted to perform his speech to the tune of his smash hit, “C is for Cookie.”
The Harvard Man Goes to Therapy
Your least favorite person in your Social Studies seminar visits a therapist. But don’t worry, “Harvard Man” — an archetype that plagues this particular ivory tower — isn’t cured. He will still interrupt you to explain your own lived experiences to you tomorrow.
Take Off Your Damn Headphones
I remove my over-the-ear headphones (shocking, daring, brave!) and discover the beauty of Harvard’s unfiltered sounds and silences. I also discover that I have been breathing really loudly this whole time.
Surviving Life Alive
It seems that I’ve been driven to do the unthinkable, to commit the cardinal sin: purchase a nearly $14 açaí bowl from Life Alive Café.
Become a Boba Shop To Get Into Harvard — by Your Friendly HSA College Tutor
It’s getting harder and harder to get into Harvard. Forget about all the stress that comes with crafting the perfect application and simply secure your spot by becoming a boba shop. You’ll find your way into every single classroom in no time.
Advice to Josh: How to Deal with Heartbreak
For Josh, our favorite perpetually confused eternal freshman, who is processing the end of a relationship this February, the red and pink cheer only serves as a reminder of all that’s been lost. So, FM asked some of our writers: what would you tell a heartbroken Josh?
US News and HMS Breakup
"I don’t want you to think I didn’t notice all the times you put me first. I just need to learn to put myself first."
'Hey U.S. News and World Report, It’s Me, Harvard Medical School'
As Valentine’s Day approaches, couples come together joyously, but for one unfortunate pair of lovers, the season marks an untimely demise to their passionate romance.