You Can Make Money by Smoking Weed, Drinking Heavily, and Listening to Karaoke

As Diddy famously said, "it's all about the Benjamins, baby".
As Diddy famously said, "it's all about the Benjamins, baby".

In need of some cash, but sick and tired of scrolling through the neverending, monotonous stream of Research Assistant positions on the Student Employment Office's Job Database? Fear not. After meticulously and tirelessly scrolling through pages of “computer interns” and “SAT tutors” we've found you some of the best money makin' jobs and studies Harvard has to offer.

Karaoke Master
"Seeking a fun, dynamic individual who loves to sing and can’t get enough of karaoke to run karaoke nights at the Cambridge Queen’s Head Pub on Friday, 9 pm - 1 am. This indivudal would be responsible for setting up the karaoke machine, taking song requests, and keeping the audience singing all night long."

If you can survive hearing bad renditions of R. Kelly’s Ignition (Remix), every song by Beyoncé, a little ‘N Sync, and Love Shack every single Friday, you're a braver soul than I. Is $12 / hour really enough to endure it?

Teach Mad Science to Kids! Part-Time Instructors Needed Now! Have Fun!
"ENTHUSIASTIC and reliable people needed to lead science after school programs, workshops, special events, and birthday parties! We’re looking for people for the Fall semester as we draw closer to another school year!"

If you think you are ENTHUSIASTIC enough, about transforming into Victor Frankenstein to entertain elementary schoolers, Have Fun! and become a mad scientist.

HUDS Residential Dining Hall Student Worker @ Annenberg
"Tasks include, but are not limited to:
- Preparing food for FlyBy and Brain Break
- Setting up for Brain Break
- Working with Lead to ensure food is plentiful - and area and equipment are neat and clean
- Following Envirnomental Health and Safety standards for preparation and clean up of food area."

This is the dream. Who wouldn’t wear a ‘HUDS - What can we do 4U?’ apron while listening to some of the best throwbacks in Annenberg with John?

Mechanic / Bicycle Enthusiast
"Mechanics at Quad Bikes perform repairs on customers’ bikes, refurbish abandoned bikes, and help out in and around the shop in other ways."

The name ‘Quad Bikes’ speaks for itself. If you live in the quad, bicycle enthusiast probably suits you well.

Do you drink heavily? Do you smoke marijuana?
"This confidential research study examines judgement and decision-making behavior.
- You must be between the ages of 18-25
- Compensation: $100 for two brief study visits."

Do you want to take part? Is the Pope Catholic?

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