Not sure how to feel about being back on campus yet? Lucky for you, your favorite unqualified astrologists are here to give you all the answers. We checked the stars as they were flying by (get it?) and have predicted what the spring semester has in store for you. So without further ado…

Aries ♈️ - Assertiveness vs. Impulse

The stars predict a semester of strong opinions in section and responses before the TF is done asking the question. Cold-calling fears you, so you will speak first, realize later. Remember, not every silence is a challenge.

Taurus ♉️ - Comfort = Survival

Venus protects your sense of routine. Spring semester will bring with it comfort, consistency, and a deep emotional bond with that one table in the dining hall during brain break. The universe supports stability, especially when it doesn’t involve walking in the February slush.

Gemini ♊️ - Chaos Management

Mercury Retrograde hits Canvas. Miscommunication follows you around this semester. You will think you already submitted that 15-page research paper. The stars suggest taking screenshots.

Cancer ♋️ - Emotional Boundaries

The Moon lives in your most frequented group chat. Your emotions fluctuate based on read receipts and whether “___ is typing…” Lunar guidance: have a phone detox every once in a while.

Leo ♌️ - Visibility and Validation

The Sun smiles on your Sidechat Karma. Visibility increases. Attention is centered. You’ve never gotten so many upvotes on such an unnecessary post. The stars advise balancing impulse pulsing with caution; eyes on you are not always for good reasons.

Virgo ♍️ - Control vs. Acceptance

Saturn grades harshly. Discipline defines your semester, but perfection remains just out of reach. Try as you may, your grade will end with a _.5, never a whole number. The lesson here is patience and not taking the rubric so personally.

Libra ♎️ - Balance Through Decision

Venus can’t pick a class schedule. You drift between lecture halls, moods, and priorities. Add/drop period is your preferred season. Balance is possible, but requires making a choice.

Scorpio ♏️ - Power and Accountability

Pluto rules the group project. Power dynamics war beneath polite collaboration. The stars warn against silent resentment. Speak before this becomes a lifelong grudge.

Sagittarius ♐️ - Expansion Within Limits

Jupiter wants you elsewhere. Restlessness peaks mid-semester. Your friends say, “We know you studied abroad.” Broaden your horizons through electives, new clubs, or spontaneous escapes to Boston and beyond.

Capricorn ♑️ - Sustainable Ambition

Saturn camps out in office hours. Responsibility follows you everywhere. Maximizing productivity haunts your waking moments. Ambition pays off, but the universe reminds you that sleep deprivation is not a flex.

Aquarius ♒️ - Innovation and Translation

Uranus disrupts section. You introduce ideas ahead of their time. Confusion is temporary; impact is lasting. Shock value is your best friend. The fates suggest playing the devil's advocate

Pisces ♓️ - Inspiration vs. Reality

Neptune misses a deadline. Spring heightens your sensitivity to beauty, meaning, and possibility. Campus has never been more whimsical. Channel creativity into something tangible, or the semester will slip quietly past you. Trust intuition, but check Canvas. Magic is real, but due dates are relentless.

The cosmos has spoken! And while we’re pretty certain about our predictions here, the semester is yours to shape! The stars are on your side, and so is Flyby.