Dear Harvard,

Welcome to "Listen Up," Flyby's weekly advice column, written by two jobless, washed up seniors from their futon in Winthrop. Senior spring is a time for writing a thesis, reflecting on your time at Harvard, and finding a job. We're avoiding these things by taking on your problems instead.

To get our advice-giving endeavor off the ground, we need your questions. Everything is anonymous, so don't be nervous! No one will find out how crazy you are. We've yet to meet anyone on this campus who doesn't need a good weekly (daily?) therapy session, so we know you're out there and you need us. Are you a freshman boy shivering outside The Fox? Not sure how speak to/make eye contact with that cute boy in section without terrifying him and embarrassing yourself? Is your roommate stealing your cheese sticks?

We can help!


Send us your pressing life questions here!

Love and Life Lessons,

Sarah & Julia