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To the Editors of the CRIMSON:
The Deutscher Verein sports union is glad to see that the drinkers of absinthe have hurled their hat into the ring. The Dutscher Farine Club take up the hat and hope to be able to clean the bases with it. Beware, Oh, Ye Cerclers, lest you find you cannot get back the hat from the circle into which you have so rashly thrown it. We the "Sauerkraut eaters" are glad to accept your challenge and will provide a keg of goodly Muenchener if our friends of the "Twirleries" will provide some good Mumm, for that being dry will surely increase our craving for the malted mixture. Hoping that the Twirlers' captain will speak with the captain of the Frank-furters at the "Hofbrauhaus", Grays 20, DEUTSCHER VEREIN.
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