COLONEL APTED NOT TO WORK FOR MGM NOR ANYONE ELSE

Despite prevalent rumors that he has received an opportunity to enter the movies in a detective role, Colonel Charles R. Apted '06, superintendent of the Yard police, yesterday again categorically denied any intention of leaving his present kingdom.

To demonstrate anew his ceaseless vigilance Harvard's despot sallied forth from his lair, and assisted one Miss Catherine Morison to unveil the new pump with all his oldworld chivalry and eclat.