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"NEVER AGAIN" SAYS GOALIE; PLAYED WITH WASP IN PANTS

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It was revealed yesterday that no complications have as yet developed or are expected to develop in the case of H. Putnam Williams '39, goalguard of the Varsity soccer team. Williams played the fourth period of the game against Princeton Saturday with a wasp in his pants.

"Coach," Williams is reported to have said in the locker room after the game, "I've done a lot for my college but never again." Examination disclosed enough bites for a small army of wasps.

The goalie explained that he had been afraid to leave his cage to call time out because of the pressing Tiger attack in this quarter.

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