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FOLIES BEAUTY WILL CHOOSE MR. HARVARD OF 1940 TODAY

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Miss Paris, the much - publicized Queen of the Folies Bergere, will arrive in Cambridge at 3 o'clock this afternoon to pick out Mr. Harvard of 1940, "the best-looking man in the University" according to the contest rules.

At the Pi Eta Club Andree Lorraine, alias Miss Paris, will watch undergraduate gentlemen strut about on a raised platform and pirouette slowly for the newsreels. She will measure shoulders, hips, and such with a tape.

"I zeemply adore Harvard men," Miss Paris told reporters yesterday. "I am glad to get away from those horrid Yale persons."

Andree will probably be chaperoned by some of the sixty chorus girls currently appearing with her in Boston. Pi Eta requests a limited stampede.

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