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They say you should love thy neighbor but those nasty Bow Street Boys, Mother Advocate and Junior 'Poon, have been feudin' again. It is quite a surprise, relationships on that boundary are generally as amicable as the U. S. Canada line.
There is very little news from the front due to a web of official secrecy which now enshrouds the battle area. Vague rumors have reached this neutral ground about a new instrument of war, known as the "one-armed bandit" which has a deadly effect, especially in knocking off Indians' heads.
A new extra large type of helmet has also been developed by the Advocate high command. This invention was reported to have been stolen by the 'Poon forces in a desperate counter-attack. The Literary brigade, the Advocate army's elite guard, may attack at any moment with a new and super-deadly poison sprayed at the enemy in an alcoholic medium. See your local liquor store for further details.
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