Abra Cadabra Fails to Make Sense From Finnegans Wake

riverrun, past Smith and Leverett, from swerve of shore to coast of Gold, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation to a galexcellent group of mourners, reJoycing in common upperoom Adamatmosphers, performing last rites to a singleaf of "Finnegan's Wake" tothetuneofatwotoo solid hourangue.

By rapaddition, 1.88 minutes waspent on each word, excluding "bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnsk-awntoohoohoordenenthurnauk!". which has been postponed until the conventiannual of the League of Finnegan's Wakers.

Such pooresults after such sincerefforts forcedevotees, sweting andespondent, to resolve in an admission of the "Importence of Being Earnest."