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Fraud? Bah! Poon 'College' Girls Will Carry On Saturday

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Contradicting all reports to the contrary, the Lampoon announced last night that it would definitely appear at the Copley Plaza Hotel Saturday afternoon with a crew of "college" girls in an effort to prove to skeptical Billy Rose that "beautiful girls do go to college."

Starting at 4 o'clock in the Oval Room, the contest will go through as originally planned, with but one change in the program: in all probability the 'Poon will only send five girls against the Rose chorus-line.

The sixth, Miss Marjorie Conlin--not a college student--entered into the contest by the CRIMSON as a test case, has been disqualified. As an explanation of this move, officials of the Lampoon declared Tuesday night: "But we can't consider having her in our contest. She has no background at all."

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