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One of those wistful classified ads of yesteryear floated out of Phillips Brooks House yesterday on the lips of social Service Committee members. It ran something like this:

"WANTED: Two sweet little bits of something. Object: Bisection."

Last night's PBH'S department of clarification clarified. De-crypted, the message called for a couple of 'Cliffedwellers, "as close to five feet as possible," who care to be sawed in half for a PBH settlement house show in Hallo-we'en night, Friday, October 31.

One 'Cliffedweller, informed of the job, regretted that she would be unable to fill the bill. "My mother warned me against things like this," she muttered.

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