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Though dull, to be sure,
Our stories are pure,
And free from all shocking intent."
To the News, then, this rhyme is addressed;
When conviction is put to the test,
Decide in a trice,
Though honesty's nice,
The course politic is best.
Jim Watts, G.B. Shaw, William Tell,
Godiva and "Prince" Machiavelli:
They all made hate faces
At social straight laces
And ethic's deceptive bordell.
So readers must stifle their anger
or, when mad as a ruffled wet hen, grrr.
Why be responsible?
We're all ensconsable,
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