To the editors:
Not soft enough? We say what of it?
In our days we knew how to rough it.
So take your two-ply,
Say the harsh alumni,
And we'll tell you where you can stuff it.
With one-ply, once you have unrolled it,
You have to more carefully hold it;
But I do wonder why
Your brains you don't a-ply:
Just tear off more paper and fold it. HARRISON GREGG '63 Amherst, Mass., Jan. 26, 1998
The writer is associate director of institutional research at Amherst College.