The Peeler.

Who is it has so nice an car

That he no song or glee can hear

Without promptly drawing near?

The peeler.

Who is it with courageous hand

Punishes every noisy band

By the weighty law of the land.

The Peeler.

Who is it will not hear you say

That peacefully you went your way?

Who gets the fine that you must pay?

The Peeler.

Who is it hears the slightest sound?

Who when not wanted is always round,

And if needed can never be found?

The Peeler.