STARTLING EFFECTS OF CO-EDUCATION.
She, while crossing the road, got stuck in the mire. Her agonizing and despairing howls for help soon brought to her side the ever-present guardian of the fair sex. He clasped the luckless maiden in his manly arms, and supporting her weight on his manly bosom he carried her to a place of safety. The maiden was so overcome that she could only express her gratitude in tears. Rumor has it that there will soon be a closer bond of union between '85 and '86. [Cornell Era.