Wet to the Wet

To the President, King George-for President Club:


It is with a great deal of pleasure that we welcome to the fold of Presidential aspirants King George of England. We feel that he should have no difficulty in learning to feel at home with most of the other candidates, for he shares with Hoover a desire for despotism, militarism, and imperialism, and with Smith a distaste for the existing Republican regime, a desire to let others do his work, and a habit of living at public expense. It should also be mentioned that he enjoys with Messrs. Hoover and Smith an easy familiarity with the wealthy and well-born and a healthy contempt for workers. Harvard Thomas for-Pres. Club.