Ancient fee comes to town today as enthusiastic Jawn Harvards "rally" to support despite opposition of my old friends, the Cambridge police. I observe that lowly betting experts estimate Eli to be top Dog, but that's a lot of Bull.
After deep study I find that Yale's Rankin' players will attempt to drop enough Nikkles in the slot to register a Blue victory, but the Curtins will fall and the esteemed Caseymen will win by the score of 12-7. Game will be close, but Casey will get to the Root of the matter. I repeat, a 12-7 victory for Harvard.
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