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"WHAT ARE THOSE BUILDINGS!" ASKS BLONDE VISITOR TO YARD

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Just as Donald J. Grout, assistant in Music, was about to cross Harvard Square last night, a big limousine containing a beautiful blonde in the back seat drove up to the curb.

"What building are those over there?" inquired her chauffeur, pointing toward the Yard. When Grout convinced him that it was Harvard and not Yale, the chauffeur seemed atunned.

After a short interval the blonde spoke up from the rear, "Oh, thank you! I didn't want you to think we're so ignorant we didn't, know what we were looking at." Thereupon the limousine disappeared down Massachusetts Avenue, leaving Grout entirely bewildered.

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