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"I'm preparing for the invasion from Mars," said Lewis J. Vorhaus '44 as he walked into the Union yesterday noon wearing the dress of a Roman centurion with armored vest, sword and helmet.
"The invasion is inevitable," remarked Vorhaus. "Recent developments definitely show that the Martians will have a greater rocket fleet than all other forces combined. I suggest that Hitler and England form a coalition government and prepare for the worst."
Vorhaus found little case in eating his dinner. "I ought to have a vest that bends, yet can't be pierced. A can of oil would come in handy, too," he concluded. "This thing squeaks something awful."
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