you know what said archy
what said mehitabel
i was in the harvard club in boston the other day just browsing you known and ran into a sophomore who was also just browsing, unpleasant chap he took a dislike to me
so said mehitabel
so he started chasing me across the rug a nice rug it was too. i retired underneath a deep leather couch but he was very unpleasant and crawled on his hands and knees mind you after me very boorish he was. he made a scene and a lot of other men stood around and gawped. i was embarrassed.
i should think said mehitabel. then what
i started up the wall and he came after me which is where he erred
yes said mehitabel
yes said archy he took a swipe at me with a rolled up newspaper. he knocked over a table and a nice lamp, so they threw him out of there.
well what else would you expect from a mere man
nothing i suppose said archy