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Children, put away your crayons
Now's the time for drinking-up
Get the bottle and some water
Mix it in your little cup.
Here's the way to bend your elbow
(No, dear, I said cups not pails;
They're for when you're college laddies)
Come along now--feet on rails!
What was that? The dose is dreadful?
Never mind, you'll soon feel swell
You'll be all relaxed and cheerful;
And when grown-up you'll do well
Never drinking more than's proper
For you'll know the dangers, see?
If you don't forget the lessons
You absorbed at teacher's knee. Beatrice Kydd
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