Off We Go...

CROWDED NOW? BABY YOU JUST WAIT-ZPG

Polluting the skies above Soldier's Soldier's Field with airplane exhaust, Zero Population Growth ran a flying warning against the old biblical "be fruitful and multiply."

Fans crowding elbow-to-elbow at Saturday's game apparently were in the perfect first hand a future of constant sitting side by side with their neighbors.

Zero Population Growth campaigns for families to limit offspring to two in an attempt to stabilize the number of earthly inhabitants.