Do You Like Harvard?

YOU WERE BORN FEMALE

YOU LEARNED HOW TO SAY MOTHER

YOU LEARNED HOW TO SAY YOUR NAME

YOU TRIED TO OUTSMART ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN

YOU WENT TO A DISCO SLEEPOVER PARTY

YOU EARNED STRAIGHT A'S

YOU SCARED ALL THE BOYS AWAY

YOU WONDERED WHY YOUR LIFE WASN'T LIKE SIXTEEN CANDLES

YOU CANCELLED YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO SEVENTEEN

YOU THOUGHT OF ONE MILLION REASONS TO LOVE YOUR SAFETY SCHOOL

YOU GOT IN AFTER ALL

YOU SCOPED AND WERE SCOPED AT THE UNION

YOU WENT TO CLASS AT EXACTLY TEN

YOU FOUND OUT NO ONE TAKES ATTENDANCE

YOU READ ABOUT JFK

YOU LIVED IN HIS DORMITORY

YOU READ DE TOCQUEVILLE

YOU WERE LECTURED TO IN EMERSON ABOUT EMERSON

YOU BUMPED AND GRINDED IN A BLACK COCKTAIL DRESS

YOU WENT TO A DISCO REVIVAL PARTY

YOU LEARNED YOUR PARENTS CAN'T KNOW YOU WERE OUT UNTIL 3

YOU GOT LOST IN WIDENER

YOU WANDERED INTO RADCLIFFE YARD

YOU FOUND SOLACE IN SCHLESINGER

YOU READ DE BEAUVOIR

YOU LOVED VIRGINIA WOOLF

YOU SAW PORTRAITS OF ELIZABETH AGASSIZ AND MATINA HORNER

YOU FOUND A HISTORY

YOU ROWED RAN PLAYED HARDER FASTER THAN EVER BEFORE

YOU BUMPED AND GRINDED IN JEANS WITH THE GIRLS

YOU FELL IN LOVE

YOU MET AL GORE

YOU MET CAROL MOSELEY BRAUN

YOU MET YOUR PEERS

YOU ARGUED ABOUT THE CANDIDATES

YOU DESIGNED YOUR OWN CABINET

YOU DISCOVERED YOUR FUTURE

YOU GRADUATED FROM HARVARD-RADCLIFFE A WOMAN

Katherine Pearson '93 was on the editorial board of Lighthouse.