Looks like Adams had it coming.

The MAC pool manager called the cops on Adams upon recognizing a megaphone-wielding rabble-rouser perched on his lifeguard chair in a photo gracing the front of today's Crimson. At the indignant alleged chair-owner's behest, HUPD officers promptly cut the bike lock securing the chair to one of Adam's guardian lions and toted the chair out of the dining hall.

Though currently off duty, Adams resident and FM columnist Vinnie Chiappini declares his intention to "reclaim what is not justly ours, but which we consider ours anyhow."

Stay tuned.