Weight: 200 lbs.
Strategy: I’m gonna see how much I can fit in my mouth.
Preparation: Down a whey protein shake and shout at my reflection in the mirror.
Reason for accepting the Challenge: Chickwiches killed my parents and now it is time for my revenge.
Pump-up Song: “I Love My Chick” by Busta Rhymes
Favorite Condiment: Trojan