Holiday Carols? No, Harvard Carols.

By Xinyi (Christine) Zhang

It’s the holiday season again (at least in the commercial sense), which means it’s time to break out the holiday carols. Not just any holiday carols though. This year, Harvard needs some carols of its own. So, yet again, Flyby sees where help is needed and carries the Harvard community on our backs.

Deck the Halls

Deck the halls with pubbing flyers

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Far more times than is required

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Send we now our spammy emails

Fa la la, la la la, la la la

With the time and place and details

Fa la la la la, la la la la

We Wish You

We wish you a Sundae Sunday,

We wish you a Sundae Sunday,

We wish you a Sundae Sunday,

And a canceled Monday class!

Carol of the Bells

*insert Lowell on a random Sunday at an unpredictable time*

Let It Snow

Oh the weather outside is gloomy

And the snow days now are Zoom-y

But since the climate has changed

Now it’s strange, weather’s strange, winter’s strange.

Hanukkah oh Hanukkah

Hanukkah oh Hanukkah

Again during finals.

Let’s have a party!

Wait, we can’t, it’s finals.

Gather round the table,

I’ll give you a test.

Psets for the STEMers,

Papers for the rest.

Last Christmas

Last Christmas, you gave me my grade

And the very same day, killed my GPA.

This year, to save me from tears,

I’m taking the class pass/fail.

Sing these outside the Science Center, experience catharsis, go viral, and have a great end to the semester!

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