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Hasty Pudding Theatricals 163: Kashmir If You Can

By Jennifer Q. Zhu

Hasty Pudding Theatricals' "Kashmir If You Can" - "You've really popped the question/You're my sensation/And such a lucky guy/And now let's have a bloody celebration/And maybe for dessert we'll have my cherry pie/You really popped it good." Cherry Poppins and Watson Yourmind celebrate after Cherry finally gets her childhood crush Watson to rescue her from a lifetime of solitude. By Jennifer Q. Zhu

Hasty Pudding Theatricals' "Kashmir If You Can" - Cherry Poppins, played by Brandon J. Ortiz '12, charmfully addresses the audience after the curtain accidentally closes behind her. By Jennifer Q. Zhu

Hasty Pudding Theatricals' "Kashmir If You Can" - In the number "The Udder Truth", Tilda Cowscomehome, played by Kyle Dancewicz '11, begs her beloved cow, "Bjorn, helpen oosen getten oot of dissen mess, pleasen be our guiden to dee greaten Vishnu yes?...If you don't be helpen oosen this, I promise you Imma turnin' you into a Svedish meatball zen I mount your face up on my mantle und I tie your udder to your hoossell glut!" When Bjorn agrees, the others rejoice, "Show us Bjorn, be our guy, just don't give us E. Coli!" By Jennifer Q. Zhu

Hasty Pudding Theatricals' "Kashmir If You Can" - "His mojo's back!" Hindi god Vishnu Werehere busts out his moves. His magical powers return to him after he witnesses true love and is inspired to believe in it once more. By Jennifer Q. Zhu

Hasty Pudding Theatricals' "Kashmir If You Can" - Tilda Cowscomehome's cows suggestively straddle their whitewashed fence in the epilogue to the main show. By Jennifer Q. Zhu

Hasty Pudding Theatricals' "Kashmir If You Can" - Vishnu Werehere, played by Jonathan Stevens '14, finally finds true love again as he helps to disrobe a sexy new lady in his life. By Jennifer Q. Zhu

Hasty Pudding Theatricals' "Kashmir If You Can" - David Kersen '14 belts out tunes on the alto saxophone while The Hasty Pudding Band and The Hasty Pudding Tech Crew jam out behind him on the stage of "Kashmir If You Can" after the show. By Jennifer Q. Zhu

Hasty Pudding Theatricals' "Kashmir If You Can" - Hasty Pudding Theatrical "Kashmir If You Can"Queen Latikah, played by Ethan Hardy '14, gives a proclamation to the people and requests that they agree to change the law to allow women to lead the kingdom. After her husband's untimely death, Queen Latikah aspires to assume power. By Jennifer Q. Zhu

Hasty Pudding Theatricals 163: Kashmir If You Can

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