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"ARMY MAY GILLIS, BUT WE'RE YEAGER FOR FRAY"--HUEY

By Hu FLUNG Huey occ

CAMBRIDGE, Nov. 3 (WUPS)--"You can always Stella Harvard man, but you can't Curtiss feelings," said the Sage's friend, You Foo Too, "I've been Mullin it over and I say the soldiers will win."

"Cadet out," scoffed Huey, "you're Rooney Maupin about like a killjoy. Put that drink Downing the Hatch, and don't spill it on your Frontezak. You Cantabs your mind made up. Huey says Harvard 7, Army 6."

"That's Muszyk to my Ayres," said his chum. "You Gardella."

"I'm Gardiner like Helman," said the Sage.

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