Cop-Cum-Canine Classix

Certain film genres never seem to lose their magical ability to entertain: the screwball romance, the film noir, and of course, the funny cop-dog movie. We laughed with Jim Belushi in "K-9," we cried with Tom Hanks in "Turner and Hooch," and this week we sweat with Chuck Norris in "Top Dog." What will the future bring? I've outlined a sketch for my own cop-dog script, which I plan to direct as soon as I can get financing.

Editor's Note:Mr. Colton has been too busy chasing cars and defending his home from the mail-carrier to watch any of these films.