Seagram’s is the brand that had Bruce Willis drunkenly crooning, “It’s wet and it’s dry,” on ’80s TV commercials.  It’s certainly wet, deliciously so. But we think it’s the second component that matters most. To quote a certain YouTube starlet, “How dry do you want it?” When you pour a nice cup of tonic, Seagram’s makes it so dry for you. It’ll be like a desert in your mouth. Now how much teeth do you like?

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