BROS: You just got picture-iced.  Take a knee with this palatable pick at your next bitch party.

GALS:  Ditch the liquified jello, the Mango madness, the Peach passion, the fruity fruity frenzy—and get Classic. With less fizz and more punch than Mike’s Hard, this ice cold beverage will leave you feeling less like a juice-box-toting toddler and more like the classy queen of the playground.

$9.99 at C’est Bon for a 6-pack.