Quiz: Which Harvard Movie/Show Are You?
Missing Harvard? Binge-watching every movie ever that references your beloved university? Bored out of your mind and in need of a personality quiz that tangentially relates to both Harvard and your Netflix obsession? Find out what movie you should star in when you finally get back to campus!
1. What’s your go-to place in the Square?
A) Tasty Burger — keep it simple!
B) Noch’s — close to River West and will fuel your next all-nighter
C) Veggie Grill — eating clean and cruelty free :)
D) CVS — I need all the snacks ever for our next movie night
2. Time to blow off steam, what will you be doing?
A) Playing basketball with the homies
B) Finger exercises to train for the next hackathon
C) You can find me on the treadmill (in my room, can’t let anyone see me sweat)
D) Sports aren’t really for me, but does traipsing around campus to get a quote for my next story count?
3. You got into Harvard?
A) “You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for $1.50 in late fees at the public library.”
B) “I need to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs.”
C) “What, like it’s hard?
D) “I love college! I love Harvard. I love fatalism!”
4. What color represents your soul?
A) Anything but crimson (ugh)
B) Blue — I’m red-green colorblind, so this seems like a good compromise
C) Pink! Cute, mood-boosting, and makes you stand out!
D) CRIMSON because I’m going to go to Harvard.
5. What’s your course load like?
A) I’m cross-enrolled at MIT and solving impossible math problems in my sleep
B) Lol I already dropped out, but I loved those CS psets, piece of cake
C) Essays, case analyses, and policy proposals (plus studying for the LSAT)
D) Journalism, foreign affairs, english, and writing for the school paper on the side
6. Which quote about love speaks to you?
A) "I gotta go see about a girl."
B) “I need to do something to take my mind off her.”
C) “Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.”
D) "This thing we're doing here — me, you — I just want you to know I'm in. I'm all in."
Mostly A’s: Good Will Hunting
So maybe you don’t really go to Harvard, but why bother if you have a photographic memory? You are capable of incredible things, but you need to find the motivation to apply yourself. You’re smart and cynical and have Robin Williams’ support, what more could you ever need?
Mostly B’s: The Social Network
Let’s be real, Bill Gates looked at you when he said one of you could be the next Bill Gates. (Yes, he looked at everyone, but there was prolonged eye contact with you.) You’re constantly trying to develop the next big thing and can't wait to be the next famous Harvard drop-out. That CS secondary is really gonna pay off in this golden age of oNlInE lEaRnInG.
Mostly C’s: Legally Blonde
People may underestimate you, but you are a badass who can conquer the world. You are kind to all, love your furry friend, and always put a smile on the face of those around you. People will try to tear you down but your positive energy can overcome anything! You bring your own special ~flare~ to everything you do and your creative thinking is sure to save the day.
Mostly D’s: Gilmore Girls
You are a fun, witty, and highly-caffeinated creator of your own destiny. You are exceptionally hard working and you will not stop until you achieve your goal of making a real difference in the world. You might make some poor choices (*cough cough*), like choosing an inferior Ivy League school instead of the one you’d set your eyes on since forever, but we’ll call that a youthful transgression and ignore it.