As I sit in my 12 p.m. discussion that views any form of technology as an interruption, I suddenly dream of having a One Wish Willow. I would wish to be anywhere else but this cramped lecture hall, even if it means I’m handwashing mysteriously sticky dishes from a cramped dorm party. Without games of 2048 or catching up on story liking, how is anyone meant to survive class? Hopefully these ideas will inspire you for your next technology-free class!

Etch a Sketch

With creative juices flowing and nimble fingers from constant typing, the Etch-a-Sketch has found its new protégé. I remember spending hours trying to make a single image look coherent on this little device, so what better time to test it out than during class!

Printed flyby articles

Naturally, a good flyby piece will keep one’s spirits high. It’s time to figure out how to work Crimson Print, which honestly might take a whole week of lectures! Then, bask in the glory of endless laughs and relatability.

Origami

When you look around and see all your miserable, busy friends, remember: a paper crane keeps the stress away! Fold paper into any and every shape imaginable; I am sure you could even invent new designs (origami career is calling #nomorepsetting)!

Word Puzzles

If you’re like me and find yourself mysteriously forgetting everything from lecture, this could be the perfect option. Let’s prevent our memory decline and stimulate the mind with word puzzles. Plus, if you squint hard enough, you’re basically playing Word Hunt!

Replaying Reels from Last Night

Naturally, the only reason I stayed up late doomscrolling was to have in-class entertainment. Close your eyes and think back to that puppy riding a scooter and the five-course mukbang you’ll attempt to recreate in the dining hall tonight.

Churn Butter

Thinking about dinner… why not make a nice spread for toast! It only takes 20 minutes of continuous shaking to churn butter, and it’ll definitely be much easier to spread than the dense spread waiting back at your house!

Boston wind tunnels better watch out, because I am sure your next technology-free class will be a breeze after reading this! Stay Distracted!