Adam Goldenberg
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Boo F—ing Hoo
Every other fall, the Boston Police Department (BPD) foils undergraduates’ plans for a Harvard-Yale alcoholic apocalypse. Undergrads traditionally respond with
The Plot Against Harvard
It’s sales pitch season here in Cambridge. As our well-heeled alumni, parents, and combinations thereof converge on campus for Commencement
Why Harvard Hates America
Any Harvard student with the balls to participate in the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps (ROTC) deserves our respect. Quite frankly,
Fear and Self-Loathing
Members of the classes of 2009 and 2010, you’re it. When, late last month, Harvard’s admissions office pulled the plug
Shaken, Not Stirred
In the past six months, the Harvard administration has made itself perfectly clear: “college” is cancelled. The combination of underage
No Big Deal
J. K. Rowling. They invited J. K. Rowling to speak at Commencement. In four months, I’m going to graduate, having
Give Me A Break
Just under a year ago, Harvard announced that it would change its calendar. For undergraduates, the reason was clear: We
Spectacular, Spectacular!
For Harvard’s faculty, it’s that time of the month. The undergraduates are at it again—frantically browning their noses, that is—and
I’m General Apathy
Life at Harvard is pretty dreary. Between the cold, the slow Internet, and the demise of our underage booze kitty,
Harvard Sucks
As Harvard students, we’re spoon-fed an awful lot of codswallop about our university. Best this, first that; it’s sunshine and