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Adam Goldenberg

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The Plot Against Harvard

It’s sales pitch season here in Cambridge. As our well-heeled alumni, parents, and combinations thereof converge on campus for Commencement


Why Harvard Hates America

Any Harvard student with the balls to participate in the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps (ROTC) deserves our respect. Quite frankly,


Fear and Self-Loathing

Members of the classes of 2009 and 2010, you’re it. When, late last month, Harvard’s admissions office pulled the plug


Shaken, Not Stirred

In the past six months, the Harvard administration has made itself perfectly clear: “college” is cancelled. The combination of underage


No Big Deal

J. K. Rowling. They invited J. K. Rowling to speak at Commencement. In four months, I’m going to graduate, having


Give Me A Break

Just under a year ago, Harvard announced that it would change its calendar. For undergraduates, the reason was clear: We


Spectacular, Spectacular!

For Harvard’s faculty, it’s that time of the month. The undergraduates are at it again—frantically browning their noses, that is—and


I’m General Apathy

Life at Harvard is pretty dreary. Between the cold, the slow Internet, and the demise of our underage booze kitty,


Harvard Sucks

As Harvard students, we’re spoon-fed an awful lot of codswallop about our university. Best this, first that; it’s sunshine and