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An Idiot’s Guide to Baseball

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UPDATED: Oct. 30, 2013, at 10:53 p.m.

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So as you might have heard from your roommates, your professors, or even a random tourist that put his hand on John Harvard’s foot, the Red Sox are 3-2 in the World Series. If you didn’t know that, you have been studying in\xa0Lamont for far too long. But don’t worry, Flyby has some basic tips so you don’t look like a total fool when friends invite you to watch tonight\'s game.

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1) Don’t scream home run every time the baseball get hit by the bat. It’s like screaming “GOOAAAL” every time you see a soccer ball being kicked.

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2) You know how in basketball, the team get points for just putting a ball in the hoop? WIth baseball, it’s not that simple. The team doesn’t get a point for just hitting the baseball. First of all, they don’t score points, they score runs. To get a run,\xa0a\xa0player bats at home plate and must go to first base, second base, third base, and back home. Getting home is even harder than it is for Quadlings: in baseball, there is no shuttle.

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3) The most exciting game are the ones when no hits anything. This is called a “no-hitter”. Don’t believe us? You’re right, we’re joking.\xa0\xa0Of course this is boring. But in actuality, it may take hours for someone to even hit the ball let alone run around the baseball field (also called a diamond for those who missed middle school geometry). They might not even make it all the way. But it represents great skill on the part of a team’s pitcher and its defense.

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4) Because it can take a long time for a ball to be hit, you might want to bring some refreshments. Baseball games don’t have the same time limits like football or basketball. So stock up on some Honey Nut Scooters, graciously provided by HUDS, and enjoy the game.

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5) You go to Harvard, you root for the Red Sox. This is true even for you New Yorkers and especially for those from St. Louis.

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With these tips, you should seem at least competent in baseball knowledge. For all the other things we didn’t mention, BS it like you did your last midterm.

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Who Needs the Jonas Brothers?

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There are few things better than a boy band. And so, when another one bites the dust, disaster strikes. If you haven’t already heard (although we can’t imagine how you could be so in the dark), the Jonas Brothers have officially called it quits.

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If your first instinct is "Wait, they’re brothers, how could they have broken up?," we don’t really have an answer. We can only provide you with Nick Jonas’ disheartening explanation, “I was feeling kind of trapped." Though Nick apparently said that "It’s really hard to say ‘forever,’" he also confirmed that he and his brothers are "closing a chapter, for sure.”', [])

Things That Turn Us On: Harvard Edition

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As we all know, last week was Sex Week at Harvard. However, we here at Flyby think that Sex Week missed a few things. In order to enjoy the benefits ot Sex Week to their full potential, we want to take a few minutes to keep in mind what turns us Harvard students on—just in case.', [])

Where To Get a Flu Shot

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October marks the beginning of flu season, which usually reaches its peak in January and February. Given that it would be ideal to avoid the kind of public health emergency that rocked the Boston area last winter, we put together a list of where you can get your flu shot before winter hits.', [])

How To Ace an Interview: Real Advice from a Silicon Valley Professional

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Editor’s Note: While we at Flyby love giving you advice, we’ll be the first to admit that we don’t always quite know what we’re talking about when we do. But rest assured, dear readers—here is some advice worth taking notes on. In the hope of helping you to land that dream internship and/or job, we’re proud to present the advice of a real live Silicon Valley Professional, Jeremy L. Lizt ’97. Take it away, Jeremy.', [])

Flyby’s Tips for a Successful Parents’ Weekend

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It’s crucial to go into parents’ weekend with a strategy. With the arrival of family on campus comes the potential for both very good and very bad things to happen. When planning for parents’ weekend, one must strategize about how to best depict college life and how to most effectively get what you want. Here are a few of Flyby’s key tips:', [])

Absurd Times in Halloweentown

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Throngs of witches with broomsticks in hand wandered through the autumn air, weaving through crowds of wannabe 80s rockstars and skimpily-dressed Catwomen. This might seem like a scene from Disney’s 90s classic, "Halloweentown," but it’s a real sight in the town of Salem. On Saturday night, the Undergraduate Council sponsored a free Halloween outing to Salem, Massachusetts, home of the infamous witch hunts of the late seventeenth century, and I was one of the lucky few to go. A few minutes in Salem, and I realized how ridiculous the whole town looked, especially to a Californian like myself who has never before experienced this level of Halloween hype.', [])

5 Ways to Not Get Sick

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The crisp cold air of fall, filled with swirling, fiery leaves, brings back memories of a carefree childhood. But you can’t reminisce. In fact, your mind can’t complete one clear thought. Because that guy sitting in the next carrell in Lamont has to release an earth-shattering cough every other minute. And then the girl over by the window pierces the room with a sneeze at indescribable decibel levels. And don’t even start about the mysterious sniffles that, like a sharpened knife, slice through your ear drum even when you’re blasting Beyonce on your headphones.

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Yes, it’s the season when everyone seems to be getting sick, and no one has the time to sleep it off. But here are some ways that you can save yourself from the coughs, sneezes, and sniffles—share them with your friends and do your part to help reduce the overall sick-noise level on campus.

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Forget Math 55: We Can Add Vectors at Harvard

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To kick off the Faculty of Arts and Sciences’ $2.5 billion capital campaign, Harvard administrators and faculty spent Saturday morning wowing supporters and friends of Harvard with tales of all the amazing things students and researchers are doing on campus. It’s no surprise they tried to play this angle upafter all, a good chunk of the money Harvard hopes to raise will go towards improving teaching and enhancing the learning experience.', [])

Want Bigger Attendance at Your Event? Make Sure You Advertise the Free Food

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Only three students attended a discussion last week with Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences Michael D. Smith about what they want to see in the next Dean of the College. It was on a Thursday night, and it was in the Quad, but that’s still pretty embarrassing.

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Flyby put together some suggestions for administrators to keep in mind for future events if they want to attract some student attendance.', [])

Flyby Imagines: What Faust Might Write About the HUDS Barilla Boycott

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Earlier this week, we learned that Harvard University Dining Services will stop serving Barilla pasta in Harvard dining halls after Barilla’s chairman Guido Barilla told an Italian radio station that his company would never feature a gay family in its advertising.

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With its decision to boycott the company\'s pasta products for the foreseeable future, Harvard will no longer be a source of revenue for Barilla. This almost sounds like divestment, and we all know that divestment is kind of a big deal. In fact, the University has recently reaffirmed its anti-divestment stance with respect to its investments in the fossil fuel industry, a controversial move provoking\xa0varied reactions.

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While we at Flyby are fairly certain that President Faust does not know or care much about the matter of Barilla divestment, we wondered what it might look like to reframe her recent letter justifying the University\'s stance on fossil fuels and apply her language to the Barilla issue.

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Here\'s what we came up with:', [])

Connect With Your Pre-Teen Self This Halloween

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If you’re anything like us, someone would have to pay you a lot of money (Board Plus times a million, really) to go back to middle school. But with Halloween fast approaching, we’ve come to realize that being 12 has one major perk—the right to trick-or-treat without being asked if you’re “too old” to demand free candy from your neighbors.

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In honor of the trick-or-treating we hope you do next week, Flyby came up with some ways to connect with your pre-teenage self on Halloween.

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Make a Last Minute Sexy Halloween Costume

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Want to look good this Halloween but just realized you gained too much weight to go as a sexy cat again? Or maybe you just found out that the Garment District isn’t actually an entire district, and have been too embarrassed to go ever since? Or is it that you realized that the life-sized Furby costume that you’ve been planning isn’t as original as you thought? If you’ve answered yes to one or all of these questions, then you could use a last minute sexy Halloween costume. You could also use a refresher in high school rhetoric. The questions were rhetorical.

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