Around the Ivies

AROUND THE IVIES: Nemo Rewrites History Books

February 14, 2013

This week, the world saw an event come to pass for the first time since 1415, igniting widespread mourning, speculation of scandal, and spiritual crises: The Crimson failed to cover a conference basketball game live.

Yea, verily I say unto thee, a winter tempest prevented our heroes from emerging from their stronghold city of Cambridge to undertake the long, wicked road to Sheol, or, as it was renamed by its later inhabitants, Ithaca. The incident will remind longtime readers of that early 15th century spring day, when beat writer Sherman the Bold was waylaid on his route to Old Haven by a troop of marauding raiders. “Sword wavin’ Old Haven,” Sherman was said to mutter as he expired on the lonely highway.

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AROUND THE IVIES: Upset Potential in Ivy Men's Basketball Matchups

February 08, 2013

Though our Eli friends haven’t lacked for bad press in the past couple of years, I would like to open the spring term’s first edition of Around The Ivies with the, well, bad press currently coming out of New Haven.

Last Friday night, Yale’s men’s basketball team traveled to Cambridge to take on its sworn enemies in Lavietes Pavilion and left predictably humbled. As Crimson fans reveled in the Bulldogs’ defeat, punctuated by Yale forward Nick Victor’s thunderous failure of a dunk attempt, I wondered what my compatriots at the Yale Daily News had to say about the affair.

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AROUND THE IVIES: Harvard-Yale Will Be A Statement Game

November 16, 2012

At what point does rock truly hit bottom?

For the Yale football program, that’s not an easy question to answer.

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AROUND THE IVIES: Harvard To Take On Quakers for Crown

November 09, 2012

UPDATED: Nov. 9, 2012, at 10:57 p.m.

It’s happening again.

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AROUND THE IVIES: Harvard the Heavy Favorite vs. Lions

November 02, 2012

Harvard cheerleaders, I wrote you a song:

You better work out,

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