Advice for Fort(night) Success
Find a desirable fort location. Ideally, the fort will be located near blankets and pillows. Proximity to dining halls is also key: you might decide to live in this puppy and you don’t want to starve in the process.
Advice for Fort(night) Success
Collect supplies. Supplies of interest include blankets, pillows, sheets, lamps, duct tape, rubber bands, and rubber ducks.
Advice for Fort(night) Success
Raise the Roof. Roofs are best raised when anchor points are available. In this case, ceiling pipes serve as an excellent resource (Yard Ops would be proud) and lamps are used to maintain the fort’s height and depth. Rubber ducks will keep the party goin’ all night long.
Advice for Fort(night) Success
Extreme makeover fort edition. Now it’s time for beautification. A back wall of cozy pillows is mandatory, while additions like scented candles and hot tea exude refinement. And remember: no fort is ever complete without a potted plant.
Advice for Fort(night) Success
Bliss. Sit back and unwind. Read some Joyce. Bask in the glory of a shelter that’s built to last. It’s required.
