Venn Diagram: Swing States and Swingers

What do Swing States and Swingers have in common? More than you'd think.

Swing States

Lots of testing of opinions

Makes political careers

The parties try to make friendly with them

Several are located down south

Most exciting place to have an election

Swingers

Lots of testing for STIs

Ruins political careers

Attend parties to get friendly with each other

Conversation revolves around going “down south”

Most exciting place to have an erection

Both

Have trouble committing to a single person

Go both ways

Blue-collar and bougie

Are courted by many individuals

Witness two people grappling for the top position