Scoped! Harvard Douchebag

Ryan A. Duncan ’13 says he wouldn’t consider himself a douche—his friends created the meme after snapping a candid picture of Duncan with a newly purchased camera. Is he truly a Harvard douchebag? FM tracked down the man behind the meme so you could decide. Keep in mind: Harvard Good Guy declined to be Scoped!

House: Cabot

Concentration: Chemistry

Hometown: Buckhannon, W. Va.

Ideal date: Dinner and a movie. It’s kinda cliché, but it’s cliché because it works.

What you look for in a girl: A modest amount of quirkiness, something that makes them kind of spikey or stand out.

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Out partying or watching The Colbert Report with my blockmates.

Your best pickup line: You’re so stunning you made me forget my pickup line.

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: The worst lies I ever told are white, like whether or not my mom’s food is good. She went on this crazy tofu diet.

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Whenever I see kids in public that are egregiously misbehaving, I really want to slap their parents for being so negligent. That’s my biggest pet peeve.

Favorite childhood activity: playing Zelda

Sexiest physical trait: The dealmaker is when a girl has good eyes.

Best part about Harvard: University Choir that sings in Memorial Church, involved for 3 years.

Worst part about Harvard: No hot breakfast. Aside from that, I try not to be too pessimistic.

Describe yourself in 3 words: ironically, rather gentleman

In 15 minutes you are: Chem. 165 write-up

In 15 years you are: doing research and industry on alternative energy