Satire V/Lampoon:

- It’s so cool we did this. And I enjoy the magazine, honestly. What do you think of the website?

- I chuckle at times.

- Thanks, Lampoonster. It means a lot that you high-brow humorists up in your fancy castle can appreciate some good ol’ plebeian satire.

- At times.

- I give up. You can go fuck yourself.

- ...

- Could we go in the castle next time?

Mountaineering Club/Actuarial Society:

- So there I am guys. Almost at the top of Kilimanjaro...

- Cha-ching.

- A region known for massive landslides...

- Cha-ching, Cha-ching!

- I hear a distant rumbling...

- Cha-ching, Cha-ching, Cha-ch--

- Steve! Every time?

- Sorry.

Queer Students and Allies/Outing Club:

- Listen, we don’t really appreciate what you do.

- What do you mean?

- Does outing really need it’s own club?

- We think so. It’s healthy.

- I mean, in the long run... maybe...

Veritas Financial Group/Random Acts of Kindness:

- So I put it all in bonds. The natural choice.

- Have a tulip!

- Thanks. So yeah, it grew to forty K by the next quarter.

- Let me get that drink.

- Thanks. We just diversify from there and we’re golden.

- Like sunshine!

The Harvard Undergraduate Drummers/The Review of Philosophy:

- (drums)

- Hmmm.

- (drums)

- But.. but why?

Pre-Med Society/Pets as Therapy:

- Oh my god, Leslie’s having a heart attack!

- Get the poodles!

- What the fuck is wrong with you?