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How Far Would You Go For an Extension?
Might I suggest renting out an air blimp with a custom message painted on it, such as “Extension?” or “Extension, Please? <3”
Fwd: Senior Sale! Rare, Vintage, Extraneous
Anonymous Octopus left the Google Slides document. I started to despair.
Roaches and Fliers and Ants, Oh My! A Guide to Handling Your Dorm Room Pests
When you see a roach, take hold of your nearest hammer-like instrument and go crazy. I am a big fan of shoes — specifically, the Chelsea boot. Who knew that my new fashion statement could deliver such a satisfying crash against the floor?
I Spent Hours Petitioning for Classes and Still Haven’t Been Accepted to Any
It is time for Spring 2025 class registration, and all I see are rows and rows of orange clocks on my.harvard.
Hi Professor, This Desperate Student Needs Your Help
I’ve taken a break from writing emails laced with thinly-veiled flattery about how “fascinating” a researcher’s work is and how “meaningful” a professor’s lectures are. Instead, I’ve turned toward a much more unhinged format that has flooded my inbox in recent months: the election fundraising email.
Day In The Life of a Harvard Mouse
You may have seen me scurrying around Kirkland dining hall or following you down the sidewalk last night. I thought I’d give you a day in my life as one of Harvard’s most well-known community members.
The Eleventh Habit of Highly Successful Harvard Students
The world falls away, and it’s just me and Panopto, reaching full human potential as one.