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The Life-Changing Magic of Quashing Clutter and Capitalism in your Email Inbox

As I typed, the status quo crumbled around me — I was Leo DiCaprio waking from his dream worlds in Inception. As I destroyed the illusions of my email inbox, the material world around me shook with possibility.

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Bird Scooters are Decadent and Depraved

What is it like to ride a Bird? You enter a state of total resignation, much like how Abraham must have felt when he was about to sacrifice his only son Isaac on the altar.

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Is Your Teen Texting About the Smith Campus Center?

Now wait a darn minute, before you forbid your child from Smithing it up (as the youths say), studies show withdrawal symptoms include a sharp decrease in Pavement quality coffee consumption, and being considered “lame af” by peers.

Who Watches the Watchers? Smith Center Edition
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I Have a Conspiracy Theory that the New Smith Campus Center was Constructed to Normalize Data Collection

As I looked directly at Farkas Hall through a glass window the size of a movie screen, I felt like I was sitting on the inside of an iPhone.

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Who Watches the Watchers? Smith Center Edition
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Who Watches the Watchers? Smith Center Edition

The common area of Smith Campus Center where the students of Harvard College gather.

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How to Get Over a Back-to-School Cold

Keep those humors in good balance!

Leaked Bisexual Agenda
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Leaked Bisexual Agenda

Let me just pencil that into my Bisexual Agenda.

Leaked Bisexual Agenda
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Leaked: The Bisexual Agenda

FM’s roving bisexual reporter has taken it upon herself to leak The Bisexual Agenda, in the interest of extending such visibility beyond the brief, sweet 24 hours of this vaguely named holiday.

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NORAH

Norah M. Murphy '20 jots down the daily bisexual agenda.

Lululemon
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What Are You Lifting: Lululemon

Deep thought is a sweat-inducing process, blurring the boundary between mental and physical discipline. Athleisure and sartorial control are attempts to prove intellectual control.

Scarlet Fever
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Scarlet Fever

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Double Blue Powerade

Sunlight strikes two dining hall-issued glasses of blue Powerade.

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