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In Which I Have a Brief Chat With the Political Consultant Who Stands Outside My Window Every Night, Trying To Tempt Me Just Like Satan to Eve in the Garden of Eden

Brief Chat With the Political Consultant
Brief Chat With the Political Consultant By Angel Zhang
By Eleanor M. Powell, Crimson Staff Writer

ME
Today I learned what the Baltic states are.

POLITICAL CONSULTANT
Today?

ME
Today. It hadn’t really come up before.

POLITICAL CONSULTANT
Cool.

A pause.

POLITICAL CONSULTANT
You know, more Presidents of the United States have come from Virginia than anywhere else in the country. More have been Episcopalian than they have any other religi—

I close my third-floor Winthrop House window so that I can no longer hear the POLITICAL CONSULTANT. Time for bed.

—Staff writer Eleanor M. Powell can be reached at ellie.powell@thecrimson.com. Follow her on X at @hmmellie.

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