Gabriel B. Eber

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Those I Will Not Forget

If your parents attended college, ask them to name three of their professors. Unless your folks are academics or had

Bring Back the May Pole

The Soviet empire is so passe. Diplomats gloat over the fall of the evil empire while economists gleefully herald the

The Naked Comet

Like most kids fortunate enough to grow up outside of the light-polluted and smog-ridden metropolis, I was fascinated by the

Stay Away From Me

In case you've been too busy writing your thesis to notice, spring is almost upon us. The bolder of songbirds

Beneath the Denim Tree

Who would have thought that Inferno and a pair of jeans would be the cultural artifacts employed to discuss eschatology

Taking The Day Off

President's Day is almost here again, and across campus the preparations have begun in earnest. Skis are being waxed, alarm

Mayberry Is Burning

Sometimes "progress" should be stopped dead in its tracks. Two years ago, my sleepy hometown of Chappaqua, New York was

Portraits From Epsom

U.S. highways and the towns that line them have long since been eclipsed by the Interstate and strips of EconoLodges


Aroostook Country, ME--If you take a map of the United States and place your thumb over Maine, Aroostook County lies