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Christopher Beavers '08

Matthew R. Conroy

House: Kirkland

Concentration: One of my biggest problems since starting college

Hometown: Somewhere in the great State of Texas/Sparkling City by the Sea: Corpus Christi

Greatest Accomplishment: Several solo piano performances in Carnegie Hall in New York City

Ideal Date: February 30th

Best way for a girl to get your attention: If she is wearing just cowboy boots and a smile

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Alone in my room, organizing my Magic cards—not.

First thing you notice about a girl: Her nice big morals

Your best pick-up line: Did you just fart, because you blew me away!

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: My body is the most exquisite violin. Pluck Me!!

Favorite childhood toy: My babysitter Stacy

Favorite part about Harvard: The conservative attitude

Describe yourself in three words: Great Ballsa Fire

In 15 minutes you are: In the spotlight

In 15 years you are: A star

Multimedia

Film

"Gatsby" Not So Great

College Administration

Evelynn Hammonds Expected To End Tenure as Dean of the College This Summer

Science

Premeds in Search of MCAT Prep Say Harvard Classes Provide Insufficient Instruction

House Life

Anne Harrington and John Durant Named Pfoho House Masters